Smart

[paul]

An American guy was walking down the street, when his old college buddy pulled up in a brand new Porsche. "Where the hell did you get Porsche?", the guy asked in disbelief.
"Well," his buddy replied, "Last night I was at a bar and started dancing with this girl. When the bar closed, she motions for me to follow her. We jump in her Porsche, and drive off into the mountains. She stops, jumps out of the car, takes off all her clothes, and tells me, 'You can have anything you want'. So I took the car."
"That was pretty smart", said the American guy, "Seeing as how her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."